Naflafiwrimo Day 5: Think Fast

Phew, this should go up just in time. I finished work much later than expected, hence the lateness. It’s before midnight, though, so it counts!

Also, it’s 50 words long, which is the best number of words.

Think Fast

 

[1] ‘Does this make me look fat?’

Yes [2] or no [3]?

[2] She bursts into tears. Your relationship ends here.

[3] ‘So I’m fat anyway, am I?’

Do you reply: ‘no’ or ‘let’s both start that diet’ or ‘don’t hurt me’ or–

You’re out of time. Turn to [2].

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After some thought, here is my slightly improved version 2. See if you can spot the difference…

Update: Version 2

[1] ‘Does this make me look fat?’

Yes [2] or no [3]?

[2] They burst into tears. Your relationship ends here.

[3] ‘So I’m fat anyway, am I?’

Do you reply: ‘no’ or ‘let’s both start that diet’ or ‘don’t hurt me’ or–

You’re out of time. Turn to [2].

 

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I am Kieren McCallum, a third-year English Literature student at UEA, Norwich. View all posts by lemonmachine

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